Seven Reasons Why My Blender Is Winning The Competition Against My Vibrator

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1) Let’s start with the name. Popular vibrators on the market include The Fin, Pom, and Starlet. Um, are these the names of weak-ass Instagram filters that didn’t make the final cut? I have a Vitamix and a Ninja and both of them could KICK YOUR ASS. Oh, did you bring a knife to a blender fight? Because my villain-thrashing blenders clearly demonstrate all the…